Murphy's Law
-ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG
-Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
-If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
-Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
-Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
-The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
-It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
-In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it.
-You will always find something in the last place you look.
-No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
-The other line always moves faster.
-Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
-If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
-If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
-Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
-Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
-In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
-There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
-When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
-Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
-A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
-In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
-Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
-MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.